Ages ago, I promised you a tale of drinking and debauchery and something that went buzz buzz buzz.
Well, let me tell you, that beauty is the best thing to happen to me in a long time.
The Adam and Eve Magic Massager is a little over a foot long, with a bulbous rubber head that’s about half the side of my fence. The three setting switch declares H-L-O.
It’s like a greeting. H’lo. How are you today? What can I get for you?
It works well. Very well. Even on the low setting, the vibrations are so strong, I can’t put it directly on my clit. Doing that results in a teeth gritting, muscle clenching, back arching almost pain that I can’t handle for more than a couple seconds.
Maybe the only bad thing about it is that I absolutely need to use lube with it. Which is a pain, because then I have to get out of bed, and find the lube, etc, etc.
On the plus side, there is an oddly placed plug directly behind the head of my bed that makes plugging it in very convenient. And when I’m done, all I have to do is tug on the cord and lower it to the floor.
Good thing because I am thus usually ready to take a nap.
