They Call Me Nutter: What you really need to know.

The Really Importent Stuff:

  • I’m a 21 year old college student.
  • I can only have sex when I’m drunk.
  • I own sex toys (but not enough of them).
  • I have strange hobbies.
  • I have stranger friends.
  • I smoke the cancer sticks.
  • I’m depressed.
  • I’m in counseling.
  • I have a fondness for lists.
  • I would marry Eddie Izzard.
  • The masses tell me that I’m funny, sometimes eloquent, and most importantly:
    • I can cook rice.

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